你叫什麼名字

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"你叫什麼名字？" 
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"我問你叫啥名字" 
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"草泥馬老子問你叫啥！" 
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Fwd: Fw: 治療黑眼圈 ---輕鬆一下

 

治療黑眼圈 ---輕鬆一下     治療黑眼圈 TREATING A BLACK EYE   多年來，傳統治療黑眼圈的方法是--- 用一塊生肉敷蓋在眼窩上。  For years, the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment for a black eye  is to cover it with a piece of raw meat. 科學研究証實：生肉可以減少腫脹幫助痊癒， 但使用冷的肉 會使黑眼圈的破裂微血管延緩復原， 若用的是冷凍肉還可能凍傷表皮。  Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce the swelling and aids in the healing process, applying cold meat actually delays the recovery of the broken blood vessels that cause the bruising around the orbital socket, while frozen meat may cause superficial thermal burns to the skin. 同樣的研究也証實： 使用溫熱柔軟的肉來敷黑眼圈! 可以有效地幫助痊癒， 因為腫脹不會因為溫熱而惡化。 These same studies demonstrated that application of warm and tender meat is much more effective in ! helping the eyes recover from the damage  because the bruising isn't compounded by thermal shock. 所以，下次無論你是怎麼搞出黑眼圈， 試試看下面這種方法： Therefore, the next time you get a black eye, try this method: : : : :   就這樣敷著別動~等腫脹消除。  Administer treatment until pain and swelling are gone.     注意事項： 本處方副作用~可能導致其他部位腫脹… Caution : This method may cause swelling in other areas...